• Frazz Comic Strip Rules

    If you don’t read the Frazz comic strip every day, you might consider doing so. It’s on-line and free.

    Below the strip is a Frazz article I wrote nearly five year ago.

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    Originally printed in the Bent Rim Bugle, Fall 2004.

    Frazz: Climbing to the Top

    It’s a patented Lance Armstrong move.  When the timing is right, the opportunity is there, you take a chance and sprint past the field on a mountain stage. 

    Like Lance, Jef Mallett made his move. He’d always wanted to create a comic strip, the timing was right, and Frazz was born.  From its first publication in April of 2001, Frazz is now carried nationwide in 150 papers, including the Detroit Free Press.

    Jef was raised in Big Rapids and his addiction to cycling began with riding to school because he despised taking the bus.  This addiction eventually grew as he entered his first triathlon in Traverse City before diving into road racing and racing the Grattan Series.  Eventually he returned to triathlons and recently finished fifth as the Lansing Legislator race at Sleepy Hollow State Park.

    And if you’re an avid reader of the strip, you’ll note that Frazz did the same triathlon.

    For those less familiar with the cartoon, Frazz is a thirty-something school custodian who lives an idyllic life being around well-behaved kids and getting plenty of time to ride both on-road and off.  “Frazz is who I want to be,” says Jef.  “Frazz is a just a regular, likeable guy.” 

    Jef admits he hasn’t had much time lately to go mountain biking on his Klein Rascal.  Still, while the “Poto is a classic,” Pontiac Lake’s fast and open trail design better suited his “good enough but not great” skills.  He also enjoys Highland and Yankee Springs, while always managing to break something at the Fort.

    One other unique feature of the strip is Frazz often wears a T-shirt with a prominent logo, so we gave Jef an MMBA T-shirt for some future consideration.

  • Trying to Stop Exercising

    My unrealistic long term goal is stop exercising.

    Instead I want to live an active lifestyle.  Pointless, repetitive bike rides would be replaced with bike commuting.  Running errands would involve… running.

    All my outdoor work has always been human-powered except for the electric weed wacker.  I don’t own a snowblower or leaf blower.

    I’ve got a 1960s reel lawn mower — the singlespeed of the lawncare world.  As I once quipped to a passerby, it keeps me and my lawn trim.  And trust me, getting this through 4-inch wet grass is quite the workout.

    But this whole active lifestyle theme can be taken too far.  It seems “Homeless Dave” from Ann Arbor proves that with his bike-powered laundry machine where he puts the spin in the spin cycle.

  • Inspired by our Running Hamster

    Marshall’s the third hamster we’ve gotten from the pet rescue, and like all hamsters, he absolutely loves to run.

    We’ve always had the traditional hamster wheels, but one day at the pet shop we snapped up a Critter Trail Revolution — “the home that revolves” — in the clearance isle.  It’s basically a 14-inch diameter mesh wheel that rotates.

    So yesterday Marshall is running in the wheel.  (For the past couple weeks he’s forgotten he’s nocturnal.)  His running inspired me to finally get up and out the door.

    I got in a 9-mile run, and when I got home, he was still running.  I think I ran a further distance, but he probably outdid me on time (unless he secretly slacked while I was out.)

    And as far as I can tell, he doesn’t sweat either.

    I really need to get a bike computer hooked up to his wheel so we can track his distance and time.

  • Time for Paczki!

    Another Fat Tuesday is here and it’s looking I won’t get the chance to bike to Hamtramck for Packi.     Work and politics have gotten in the way yet again.

    And it looks like I won’t have a chance to try Jagermeister-filled paczki, which probably is a good thing.

    If you don’t know what packi are or would like to get the feel of being in Hamtramck on this day, here’s an entertaining video:

  • Windsor Winter Ride Challenge Series

    img_2021The Winter Ride Challenge Series has gone international.

    Last Sunday I did the Windsor version.  The points scoring is similar except that they measure their temperatures in celsuis like the rest of the world.  

    I rode my singlespeed winter bike but I’d brought a knife to gun fight.  Most everyone was on geared cyclocross bikes.   I had no problem hanging with the group at 18 MPH, but then the attacks started.  The pace was pushed to over 21 MPH and I didn’t have the gearing for that.

    So, I dropped off the back and made my own ride by heading north to the river and admiring all the work Windsor has done to make biking easier and safer with bike lanes, trails, signage and more.

    For those thinking about heading over for the ride, you will have to pay some tolls at the bridge ($4) or tunnel ($3.75).   Make sure you bring your identification as well.

    The City of Windsor does have a bike map on their web site.  It’s difficult to print and use, so you want to pick up a copy at a Windsor bike shop instead.